Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I live in Arai-chou which is kind of like the suburbs of Melbourne.

It is close to the city of Hamamatsu which used to be a big city, but many of the people have left so now it feels quite empty. This has lessened Arai-chou's reason for existence, since it used to provide cheaper housing yet still close access to a big city. Thus lots of the young people are leaving Arai-chou for greener pastures.

This means that there are a lot of old people around me and Japan already has one of the greatest proportions of people over 60 already.

It is kind of cool at times.

In Japan, except for Tokyo and I imagine other big cities, houses are divided into groups, which are subdivided again into subgroups. Each group and subgroup has, for want of a better word, a leader. The idea is that we help each other out.

So say one of the people in my group has a death in the family and they have lots of work to do for a funeral or something, I and the rest of the group help them. There is also a folder that is passed around that contains information that I can't read, but would probably be useful if I could. It contains information such as community activities or the latest on Arai-chou and such. I have to pay 20 dollars every 2 months though which I believe is largely saved and used to help out a group member who might need it.

There are also meetings, which I have the first of tomorrow. I imagine it will go something like this...

Leader: So regarding the allocation of funds to assist Mary with her money troubles, I open the table to discussion. Alistair, what do you think?

Alistair thinks: Fuck, Shit! I didn't understand any of that, quick say something otherwise they will think you are weird. You have to rise about the bottom rung of this group otherwise they will just give you all the shitty jobs. Ok.. think back to my study...

Alistair says: I like cats!

Alistair thinks: Genius!

Leader: Ooookaaay... Look Alistair! It's a ball! Do you think you can bounce it?

And so on..

The leader changes every year and there are only 5 people in my group, so if I stay here for 5 years I get to be the leader one day. I hope I don't go mad with power.

It's kind of cool though. Say I have a complaint or a suggestion, I can raise it to the leader who can then raise it at the meetings of all the subgroup leaders. Should my suggestion be pert I get 5 saviour points. If we get enough points we get taken to the promised land. They don't tell us how many points we need, but I get the feeling I am really close!

In my group I can't remember the people's names so I think of them as their most outstanding characteristic. We have:

The Leader
Purple Glasses Lady
Weird Old Lady (She's 93. Really hard to end a conversation with her.. I feel kind of sorry for her though, she seems lonely and yet she still freaks me out)
Friendly Lady (I gotta think of something better)

And myself whom I think of as:

The Foreigner

I like to think we are a superhero group and solve crimes, but then again I am pretty lonely.

I have a barbecue as part of the school I work for on Sunday. All the kids and their friends will come and stare at me for about 2 hours. A good time will be had by all.

I am playing futsal every 2 weeks now with some badass Japanese players and have made friends with some of them. They are scary good.

6 comments:

tronica said...

Hey Ali... good to see you are playing some fulsal! We're only just managing without you...

Sounds like an amazing place, though a bit lonely being the only westerner... make sure you get a bit of time now and again with non-locals even if it's just over the phone. :)

how are you going with the teaching?

Adam said...

What the bugger bollux is futsal?

You've probably described it in an earlier post, but I hope you don't expect me to read all that!

Sounds freakin' alien over there. I thought you were kidding with that "saviour points" shit. I though you'd slipped back into a WoW induced stupor or something.

Anyhoo, keep up the good work.

By the way, I've left Hyro.
And Kate's left MMV

Live moves pretty fast...

Unknown said...

Hey Ali - Happy Birthday!

I think in Japan - this is what i've heard - that you have to offer money 3 times before they accept - they are not allowed to accept the first 2 times? I'm not 100% sure - but one of Ian's friends lived there and this is what he said :)
How did the 2-3 year olds go?
take care

Unknown said...

HAPPY BIRFDEE ALI :)
I hope you have had a fun filled day n gotten lots of hugs from ure students :)
Enjoy your time over there. Take care n keep smiling :D
Love Trace xo

Alistair said...

Monica:

Yeah true. I have made a westerner friend but haven't seen him yet.

In my town there is only one other westerner. I met him the other day and he is a bit of a dick :)

Teaching is going ok. I am having some issues with my boss, but can't do much but keep on keeping on.

Adam:

Futsal is in short indoor soccer. Except that with indoor soccer the rules, number of players, surface, ball type and so on are decided by the centre the runs the competition. Futsal is the fifa mananged indoor version of soccer, so the rules and such are as fifa dictate. It is usually distinguished from indoor soccer by the fact that it doesn't have a net around the court so the ball can go out.

I remember you were leaving. I notice that the medibank site hasn't updated yet, what happened with all that? (feel free to email me if you like).

Hehe yeah the saviour points.. Not! I wish I got saviour points, all I get for my brilliant suggestions such as "that is a cat" is blank stares.

Mel:

Dunno about the money thing, I will conduct a test. Is this like as a gift?

The 2-3 year olds suck :) Sweet kids, but they are usually either too scared of me to do anything that I have prepared or too bat shit insane. One boy tends to touch his toes with his bum facing me and watch me through is legs.

The course is designed for 4 year olds and the lessons are supposed to be 30 minutes, where as mine are 50 minutes. Plus since they are too young, and my biggest tots class is 2 students I can't use half the activities that the teachers book suggests.

So I create all this stuff every week to fill the 50 minutes on the hope they are not too scared or too excited to do it. It can be a trial, especially with my boss there with my to see when the lesson is going crappy. It is all a bit pressured, but I will endure!

Trace:

Thanks tracey! :) How are you anyway?

I had a good birthday. I am some friends who live about an hour from me by train and they were kind enough to latch my birthday onto another girls birthday dinner and drinks. I got my name on the cake and presents and everything which was a surprise. It was kind of funny. We were at drinks and the lights turned off and the cake was brought out. I was signing happy birthday along with the rest of them until I was told that the song was also for me and look my name is on the cake.

Love Alistair

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday dude.

Go into the City and buy youself the wierdest thing you can find sold in a vending machine. Preferably used schoolgirl underwear.